2005-03-03T17:31:00.000-08:00

My Dearest Letterboxing Community:

As a graduate of Lady Hydrangea Prisspot nee Hedge's "Pristeen Course for Young Misses & Elegant Young Men," I feel compelled to respond the recent efforts to undermine the reputation of my dear, former teacher.

I would like to point out that eating string cheese was part of the curriculum for Rising Above the Trailer Park-101. We sat there, gloved hands folded, and watched in awe as Lady Prisspot would illustrate that even the commonest of foods such as Slim Jims, string cheese and frosting from a can could be eaten with such delicacy that one might believe that the diner was feasting on caviar. Knowing my former instructress she was merely "doing her homework" when those pictures were taken.

I would also like to commend this year's The Art of Lingerie Washing, Advanced Skills class for the excellent job in keeping Lady P's undergarments absolutely....dare I say it....pristine! I can remember only too well the challenge of getting those nasty red wine stains out of her maidenforms.

Without bragging, I would like to mention that Lingerie Washing was one of my best subjects and that once I was granted the honor of plucking Lady Prisspot's chinhairs as a reward for my efforts. I'll never forget the pride I felt as she looked into my eyes and said "Excellent job, my dear, now do my back." The thought of it still gives me the shivers.

Yes, Lady Prisspot was not only a mother to us, in a Joan Crawford kind of way, but she was also a queen - our queen and her Pristeens will always be there to defend her honor!

Sincerely,

Hortense Flatbush

Class of 1983

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